Oh my god! Send me the spamaganda!
Please quit forwarding me spamaganda. These are the messages about supporting our troops and loving our nation. I'm sure you're just trying to be patriotic and show your love for the men and women in our armed services, and that's great. But I don't need any more messages that start playing God Bless America when you open them. And I've already seen the open letter from a WWII dad to his son. Or the column about what's at stake in the war against terror.
All I get are gruesome thong failure photos (thanks Eve!) and friendship chain letters. Sending a chain letter is not an act of friendship... But sending me kitchy spamaganda - that would be an act of love. Support our ribbons, y'all.