Liberal Serving

Newslinks: What Would Jesus Drive?

Utah Bad: Wal-Mart Bank Battle Intensifies [CorpWatch]
New England Slacking on Pollution Control [Nasua Telegraph]
PETA Takes Naked Protests to India [Newindpress]
Indian Shelter Cats Go Veggie [Daily India]
Organic Milk Might Be Healthier [ITV] But ultra pasteurization tastes icky
Plan B Victory Not Complete AZ Starnet]
Ken Starr Goes After "Bong Hits for Jesus" kid [Seattle PI]
What Would Jesus Drive? [Spiegel] prolly not a f*ing conversion van
Cops Say No To World Pride in Jerusalem [Ynet]

Newslinks: Jesus on the Half Shell

Hybrids Starting to Make More $$$ Sense [MarketWatch]
Another Day, Another Wal-Mart Lawsuit [Courier Journal]
9,770 Miles By land to Avoid Air Pollution [Headline News]
Start Your Xmas Wishlist: Bloodless Revolution [Guardian Unlimited]
Jesus on the Half Shell [WESH]
Less Gay TV this Fall, According to GLAAD [MSNBC]

Newslinks: Jesus-fying Superman Makes Him Boring

Wal-Mart Lets Petty Theives Off the Hook [Herald Tribune]
Animal Liberation Front Idiots Firebomb Wrong Bel-Air House [AP]
Advice For Vegetarian Babies [Roanoke.com]
Virginian Witch Pardoned [WaPo]
Jesus-fying Superman Makes Him Boring [U.S. News & World Report]
51% of Fortune 500 Companies Provide Gay Benefits [MSNBC] I'll have to nod in thanks to my teh man, who does indeed provides my partner benefits (which the evil fed man then taxes as income - bastard!)

Newslinks: Jews For Jesus Stage NYC Infestation

Hybrid Tax Credits A Damned Good Deal [Best Syndication]
Pro-Sprawl  DoubleThink [Spokesman Review]
Fed Warns Against  Wal-Mart Bank Looming into View [MarketWatch]
Macabre  Mass Transit Attack Summary [FNC]
Paris Hilton  Goes Vegetarian [Xinhua Online] eh, maybe she'll do PETA ads
Jews For Jesus Stage NYC Infestation [NY Daily News]
Homophobic AIDS Concert Tussle is On [SF Gate]

Nature Abhors Marketing Hyperbole

Nature satisfied irony and made the marketing bs true in Binghamton yesterday. The Susquehanna river rose 34 feet over flood stage as watersheds throughout the mid-Atlantic states flooded from record rainfall. The floods forced people from their homes and inspiring armchair pundit comparisons to Hurricane Katrina's aftermath. Here's coverage from the local Gannett affiliate. So far this flooding is much more localized than what New Orleans faced, although there have been 14 deaths reported (most from storm-related accidents). Let's hope that the government learned something last year, so it can provide more effective aid to  this much smaller scale disaster.

Newslinks: LA Nixes "Hooters For Neuters" Program Due to Blatant Sexism

Ford's Pushing Their Hybrid to Cabbies [Denver Post]
Chief Wal-Monster Urges Minimum Wage Hike For His Sake [BloggingStocks]
LA Nixes "Hooters For Neuters" Program Due to Blatant Sexism [SF Gate]
PETA Seeks Animal Ban For Hot-Car Dog Killer [WCAX]
Westboro Still Protesting Random Soldier Funerals [Salem News]
Atheist Lawyer Protests "In God We Trust [Crackhead News]
The Feds Also Watching LGBT, Anti-War Student Groups [365 Gay]

Newslinks: Woman Gets Grilled Cheese Mary Tattooed on Her Boob

Hybrid UPS Truck [Auto Insider] with unexplained scifi water drive
Isolation A Feature of Sprawl [TBO News]
Wal-Mart Voters Turning On Their Own Bush [Yahoo]
Canada Tights Mad-Cow-Fighting Feed Restrictions [Bloomberg]
Bush Takes A YEAR To Say Contraception's A-Ok [Ms]
Abstinence "Education" Really Just Sexist Social Programing [Alternet]
Police Call Defaced Gay Cars A Hate Crime [WHO TV]
Woman Gets Grilled Cheese Mary Tattooed on Her Boob [Local10]
Xtians Don't Want Gay Pride in Jerusalem [Jerusalem Post]

Newslinks: Would Jesus Discriminate?

Terrorists Love SUVs [CFRA]
Suburban Sprawl Can Be Stopped [Journal Gazette] CURBed as it were
Elephants Languish in Zoos [ABC]
PETA Shames Safeway to the Head of the Pack on Animal Treatment [MSNBC]
Would Jesus Discriminate? [IndyChannel]
Governor Vetos Protection for Transgender Vermonters

Newslinks: Godbagging Earns Flick PG Rating

Wal-Mart Considers Doing the Right Thing For the Wrong Reason [MSNBC]
Whaling Poised for a Comeback... As The World Goes to Hell [BBC]
Mad Cow Panic Opens the Door for Veggie Meds [in-Phamra] prions=mad cow
Cat Reality TV! [TV Squad] next door to my office!
Godbagging Earns Flick PG Rating [Crosswalk]
Superman Just Looks Gay [Guardian Unlimited and the X-Men too

Newslinks: Gay Marriage Ban Grandstanding Disgusting Politics Even in 2006

Wasting Tax Credits On Hybrids [Business Week] highlander only gets 30MPG
A Sprawl Centrist [SF Gate]
Wal-Mart Bullies Coke [CNN] It's corporate mothra vs. corporate godzilla!
CA Bill To Require Animal Rescues [WaPo]
The Vatican Does It's Denouncing Thing [Gay.com]
Gay Marriage Ban Grandstanding Disgusting Politics Even in 2006 [SF Gate]