Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 96%
You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, "blame America first"-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you are a liberal, and as such cleary desire the terrorists to succeed and impose their harsh theocratic restrictions on us all. You are fit to be hung for treason! Luckily George Bush is tapping your internet connection and is now aware of your thought-crime. Have a nice day.... in Guantanamo!
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.
The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.
The lost-in-no-translation questions left me in a bit of a fog (very timely), but I know Thatcher=Reagan, so I won't take "haymaker" as a insult... I'll just take it to mean "optimist" via feministe
You are one of life’s enjoyers, determined to get the most you can out of your brief spell on Earth. Probably what first attracted you to atheism was the prospect of liberation from the Ten Commandments, few of which are compatible with a life of pleasure. You play hard and work quite hard, have a strong sense of loyalty and a relaxed but consistent approach to your philosophy.
Your ideals mostly resemble those of an Atheist. You have very little faith and you are very focused on intellectual endeavors. You value objective proof over intuition or subjective thoughts. You enjoy talking about ideas and tend to have a lot of in depth conversations with people.
Silly quiz (as always - half the fun is in the debunking) seems to equate
right-brain-ed-ness with "spirituality." So because I think I'm a
creative person, I'm more superstitious? Bah. The bungee-jump question is
moot because I would never rationally agree to something that a) scares
the crap out of my agoraphobic self or b) is so bombastically manly. via feministe.
I could have scored better on the social scale, but I'm honest, and I have to admit that I think a lot of people are too stupid (ok, undereducated) to vote well, and strictly speaking, a duel falls under consensual crimes, so I'm kind of ok with it. People do dumber things. All the babblygook is after the jump.
For now, you me & my insomnia will wonder with incredulity at how Dubya is more socially progressive than Reagan, Stalin is more evil than Darth Vader, and come on now, Hillary Clinton next to Gandhi? I wish she were so hip, but for all the sexist backlash hype, she's a centrist, economically and socially, and I won't hear another word of it. Also troubling is the typical ignoring of MLK, Jr.'s very socialist economic leanings... are we really to believe rock star Bono is more socialist? Who makes this steaming poo?