Liberal Serving

Christian values are funny

Hard to believe, but this appears to be a real ad for a real candidate. Would it be gay to have any hint of aesthetic sensibility?

Santorum: Gloating is Ok Just This Once

Timely news is elsewhere. Today, one week after, I'm still trying to wrap my head around this election. Did it really happen? Did my fellow 'merikhuns wake the fuck up? It's amazing to be surprised by my country...in a good way. So that pendulum finally swung back the right (or correct, buahaha) direction. It's a lovely thing to see, though I wish it didn't take the lives of 50,000+ Iraqis to take control of our government away from these fuckers.

In even better news, Rick Santorum lost his reelection bid - robbing the daily show of one of it's most absurd punchlines, and making our national discourse a good  margin less hateful. Shown above is his exceptionally creepy family reacting to his loss. Jesus Christ what dorks...do they get beat up each and every time they go to school? This is not an ideal for anyone to emulate - and fuck him for trying to foist his nerd-i-fying values onto the rest of us.  And I can't write any punchline  better than the American Girl doll.

Where In The World is Jesus: um, Butt

I know I'm waaaay late on this one (I've been busy, ok?) but jesus christ that sphincter has a singular resemblance that is unnerving even to me. Apparently man is not all god created in his own image.  Thanks Dennis.

Where In the World is Jesus: On Shelfish

The witness to this divine apparition upon shellfish "believed it was a sign, as he's currently going through a nasty divorce" according to the local news crew who interviewed him. Not bad, not bad. Probably worth at least $50 on ebay...there's a "buyer" for every "relic." Thanks Carol!

Reader Mailbag: "as i read along it's almost like i can picture you doing all that with spit flying out of your mouth, eyes burning red, hair all askew, or something, like rumplestiltzkin so mad he dug ahole in the ground pounding his foot and ranting"

Wow, neglect a blog and look what it produces! Hate(ish) mail! I'm so proud:

From: brenda mcmullen <brynda1@hotmail.com>    
To liberalserving@gmail.com
   
re: your web blogs

hello. i have a question if you have a few minutes to answer i'd be grateful. I happened to stumble across your blogs when i was looking for something else and somehow popped up on your jesus is funny section. one question please, how can someone be so filled with hate. as i read along it's almost like i can picture you doing all that with spit flying out of your mouth, eyes burning red, hair all askew, or something, like rumplestiltzkin so mad he dug ahole in the ground pounding his foot and ranting. what happened to you? how can anyone be so mad at GOD and christians?? I just never read anything so sad and heartbreaking. you seem consumed with hate. i hope your ok and try and remember GOD is love, not hate

thanks for your time

brenda inscoe

Thank you for your time, Brenda with a small b. Let me take the time to answer your questions...

Mary Mondays: I did it better in '97

emily - virgin mary ultramod, originally uploaded by Doctor Casino.

Though she's a might be prettier.

Another Pro-Lifer for War!

Another Pro-Lifer for War!, originally uploaded by sfPhotocraft.

I gave up bumper stickers when I was 21 and was pulled over in deliverance, New York and issued 6 tickets (which I...suspect were influenced by my controversial bumper), but god I love this one.

Mary Mondays (on wed): A Sidelong Look of Love

, originally uploaded by ryanmurphy.

Check out that halo.

Mary Mondays: Sponge Cake

the virgin mary sponge cake, originally uploaded by frosti candi bars.

If not for the artful cropping and off-centered shot, this wouldn't be much of a tribute to the virgin. Though the kriptonite-strong crunchy metal sprinkles-as-halo are awesome.

"Jesus is the Light...Turn Him On"

Xmas is coming...perhaps mary needs a friend? Click the pick to buy your own boner Jesus.