Timely news is elsewhere. Today, one week after, I'm still trying to wrap my head around this election. Did it really happen? Did my fellow 'merikhuns wake the fuck up? It's amazing to be surprised by my country...in a good way. So that pendulum finally swung back the right (or correct, buahaha) direction. It's a lovely thing to see, though I wish it didn't take the lives of 50,000+ Iraqis to take control of our government away from these fuckers.
In even better news, Rick Santorum lost his reelection bid - robbing the daily show of one of it's most absurd punchlines, and making our national discourse a good margin less hateful. Shown above is his exceptionally creepy family reacting to his loss. Jesus Christ what dorks...do they get beat up each and every time they go to school? This is not an ideal for anyone to emulate - and fuck him for trying to foist his nerd-i-fying values onto the rest of us. And I can't write any punchline better than the American Girl doll.
I know I'm waaaay late on this one (I've been busy, ok?) but jesus christ that sphincter has a singular resemblance that is unnerving even to me. Apparently man is not all god created in his own image. Thanks Dennis.
The witness to this divine apparition upon shellfish "believed it was a sign, as he's currently going through a nasty divorce" according to the local news crew who interviewed him. Not bad, not bad. Probably worth at least $50 on ebay...there's a "buyer" for every "relic." Thanks Carol!
Wow, neglect a blog and look what it produces! Hate(ish) mail! I'm so proud:
From: brenda mcmullen <email@example.com> To firstname.lastname@example.org
re: your web blogs
hello. i have a question if you have a few minutes to answer i'd be grateful. I happened to stumble across your blogs when i was looking for something else and somehow popped up on your jesus is funny section. one question please, how can someone be so filled with hate. as i read along it's almost like i can picture you doing all that with spit flying out of your mouth, eyes burning red, hair all askew, or something, like rumplestiltzkin so mad he dug ahole in the ground pounding his foot and ranting. what happened to you? how can anyone be so mad at GOD and christians?? I just never read anything so sad and heartbreaking. you seem consumed with hate. i hope your ok and try and remember GOD is love, not hate
thanks for your time
Thank you for your time, Brenda with a small b. Let me take the time to answer your questions...