...and desirous of massive meat, you should try a garbage plate. I ate one when I was about 17, and it think it sped me down the path to veggie-ism. What better way to grown your appreciation of veggies than eating fried meat piled on top of grilled meat laid upon various canned mayonnaise-based salads? Un-delish.
A million years ago I worked in retail. We had a regular I named Goldie. All gold all the time. Luckily, the tacky home decor chain provided much gold to goldie. I never once saw her wear anything that wasn't gold, nor did I ever see her purchase anything that wasn't gold. Lady knew what she liked.