If I were a terrorist - let's say a suicide bomber - the last thing I'd be doing is paying off my credit cards. From the Angry Fag:
The payment, deemed larger than a normal monthly payment, required a call to Homeland Security under changes made to the Bank Privacy Act in the wake of the September 11th, 2001, attacks on New York City and Washington, DC. These modifications require financial institutions to report suspicious financial transactions which apparently paying off a credit card balance in the thousands qualifies for.
If I'm going to heaven anyhow, this would be the time for liquor, hardcore narcotics and hookers.