Who cares who Jesse from Pandagon is ranting about, when the ranting is this good. I'm crushing on this quote, which could be applied to any number of people, and all the excuse spewing asshats following in their wake:
Remember back in ninth grade when you wanted to ask Jimmy Copeland to your school's winter formal, and when you were going up to talk to him, you tripped over a bookbag you didn't see and fell flat on your face? That was just like the gross mismanagement of a massive disaster that it's your one and only job to deal with, asshole!
But then I'm developing a profound appreciation for the power of expletives.